Sunday, June 3, 2012

santa aur gadha

USA Mein Ek Tamasha Dikhane Wala Tamasha Kar Raha Tha
Uske Pass Ek Gadha Thha, Tamashe Wale Ne Announce Kiya
“Jo Is Gadhe Ko Hassa Dega Main Use $500 Dunga”
Sab Log Ikathe Ho Gaye Aur Tarha Tarha Ki Harkate Ki Par Vo Gadha Na Hassa
Sab Logo Ne Kaha Ki Ye Gadha Hass Hi Nahi Sakta, Tabhi Pass Se Santa Nikal Raha Thha
Usne Ye Sab Suna Aur Bola Ki Main Is Gadhe Ko Hasa Sakta Hun
Sab Logo Ne Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Majak Udaya Ki, Arey Ye Kya Hasayega Sab Log To Ispe Huste Hai
Santa Ne Tamashe Wale Ko Kaha: “Jara Is Gadhe Ko Side Mein Bhejna”
Tamashe Wale Ne Gadha Bhej Diya, Santa Ne Gadhe Ke Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha
Aur Dekhte Hi Dekhte Gadha Zor Zor Se Hasne Lag Gaya Aur Zameen Pe Lot Pot Ho Gaya
Tamashe Wale Ne Usko $500 De Diye
Agle Din Vohi Tamashe Wala Fir Se Vaha Khada Tha Aur Usne Announcement Ki
“Jo Bhi Mere Gadhe Ko Rula Dega, Usko $1000 Dunga”
Logo Ne Fir Koshish Ki Par Gadha Na Roya, Itne Mein Santa Fir Udhar Se Nikla
Usne Dekha Aur Kaha: “Lo Ye Bhi Koi Baat Hai Main Rula Deta Hun”
Santa Fir Gadhe Ko Side Mein Le Gaya, Gadha Bade Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya
Ro Ro Ke Pagal Ho Gaya, Tamshe Wale Ne Santa Ko $1000 Diye Par Jaisi Hi Vo Jane Laga To Tamasha Wala Bola
“Bhai Main Tujhe $500 Aur Dunga, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Tune Ye Kiya Kaisi?”
Santa: “Yaar Eh To Badi Simple Gall Hai, Kal Mene Iske Kan Mein Kaha Ki Mera Loda Tere Lode Se Bada Hai”
Tamashe Wala Hairan Hua Aur Usne Pucha: “Aaj Kya Kaha Jo Ye Rone Lag Gaya Hai?”
Santa: “Aaj Mene Isko Loda Nikal Ke Dikha Diya“

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