Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?

Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe
Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na”
Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?”
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.”
Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?”
Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?”
Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya
Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?”
Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun”
Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi”
Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi”
Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai”
Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai“

family problem

Amritsar ke pagal khane me doctor ne ek mareez ka checkup karke kaha aap mansik roop se theek lag rahe hain phir yaha kyu aaye he?
Patient bola doctor me theek hoon par baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle mene madarchod ek vidhva se shaadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere pitaji ne us se shaadi kar li or phir meri patni mere pitaji ki saas ban gayi kuch time baad mere pitaji ke ghar beti paida hui or woh meri soteli behen ban gayi or us ke elava woh meri navasi bhi thi kyun ki mein uski nani ka pati tha ab mere ghar beta hua ek taraf meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen lagti thi kyun ki woh uski maa ka beta tha or dusri taraf woh uski dadi lagti thi is tereh mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aap sochenge mere pitaji mere damad aur mein unka sasuror meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen yani mera beta mera mama aur mein apne bete ka bhanja.. 
Doctor cheekh kar bola madarchod bhosdi ke bhagwan ke liye chup ho jaa warna mein paagal ho jaunga teri  se..

BEHENCHOD

Just like FUCK, we Indians also have a Universally Versatile word-
BEHENCHOD

As a NOUN- Vo to Behenchod hai

As a VERB- Zyada Behenchody mat kar

As an ADJECTIVE- Behenchod launda hai



Now 8 Different Emotions-

ANGER- Bhaag Behenchod

FRUSTRATION- Sab chutiye hain Saale Behenchod

SHOCK- Oye Behenchod !

ACCEPTANCE- Sahi hai Behenchod

REJECTION- Gaand marao Behenchod

FEAR- Ab kya hoga Behenchod?

JOY- Sabki Behen chod di

SORROW- Behenchod maa chud gayi uski.

behen ki laudi randi hai"

Ek din ek larki dukan se parrot kharidne gayi....
Usne dukandar se kaha, Wasim bhai ek tota chahiye....
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikhaya...
Larki ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai...
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se pucha main tumhain kesi lagti hun ?
tote ne kaha:Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai
Larki ne kaha Wasim bhai ye to bahut badtameez tota hai, gali deta hai.
Wasim bhai tote ko ander le gaya aur pani mein dubaya aur pucha...
Gali dega....?
Tota: Haan dunga
Wasim ne tote ko phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega ?
Tota bola... haan dunga.....
Wasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..
Is bar tota maan gaya aur kaha nahi ab gali nahi dunga
wasim bhai use bahar le gaya aur larki se kaha behen ji ye ab gali nahi dega..
Tab larki ne tote se dubara pucha ...
Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tote ne kaha..wo tumhara shohar hoga..
Larki..agar do aadmi aye to kya socho ge ?
Tota. Tumhara shohar aur devar,
Larki. Agar tin aadmi ?
Tota. Tumhara shohar ,devar, aur shoahr ka dost
Larki ...agar chaar aadmi aye to?
Tota cheekh kar bola ..
Wasim bhai pani lao...
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha

"behen ki laudi randi hai"

teri maa ko chodta hun

Beta- mummy jaldi se kahin chup jao.
mummy- wo kyn ?
beta - dad ne mujhe cigrette pite dekh liya hai, or kaha hai ki ghar chal aaj teri maa ko chodta hun

popat

Ek popat car se takrake se behosh ho gaya




ek aadmi ne use ghar lejake pinjre me rakh diya.....




jab popat utha to bola...!

AAYLA JAIL..!! WO CAR WALA AADMI MAR GAYA KYA?

old cock new cock

 Farmer Has Twenty-Five Young Hens And One Old Cock.
As He Feels That The Old Cock Could No Longer Handle His Job Efficiently, The Farmer Bought One Young Cock From The Market.
Old Cock To Young Cock: “Welcome To Join Me, We Will Work Together Towards Productivity.”
Young Cock: “What You Mean? As Far As I Know, You Are Old And Should Be Retired.”
Old Cock: “Young Boy, There Are Twenty-Five Hens Here, Can’t I Help You With Some?”
Young Cock: “No! Not Even One, All Of Them Will Be Mine.”
Old Cock: “In This Case, I Shall Challenge You To A Competition, And If I Win You Shall Allow Me To Have One Hen, And If I Lose You Will Have All.”
Young Cock: “O.K. What Kind Of Competition?”
Old Cock: “50 Meter Run. From Here To That Tree. But Due To My Age, I Hope You Allow Me To Start Off The First 10 Meters.”
Young Cock: “No Problem, We Will Compete Tomorrow Morning”
Next Morning The Young Cock Allows The Old Cock To Start Off
When The Old Cock Crosses The 10 Meters MarkThe Young Cock Chases Him With All His Might.
Soon Enough, He Was Behind The Old Cock Back In A Matter Of Seconds.
Suddenly A Sound, Bang!!!! Before He Could Overtake The Old Cock
He Was Shot Dead By The Farmer, Who Cursed: “Hell ! This Is The Fifth Gay Cock I’ve Bought This Week“

santa aur gadha

USA Mein Ek Tamasha Dikhane Wala Tamasha Kar Raha Tha
Uske Pass Ek Gadha Thha, Tamashe Wale Ne Announce Kiya
“Jo Is Gadhe Ko Hassa Dega Main Use $500 Dunga”
Sab Log Ikathe Ho Gaye Aur Tarha Tarha Ki Harkate Ki Par Vo Gadha Na Hassa
Sab Logo Ne Kaha Ki Ye Gadha Hass Hi Nahi Sakta, Tabhi Pass Se Santa Nikal Raha Thha
Usne Ye Sab Suna Aur Bola Ki Main Is Gadhe Ko Hasa Sakta Hun
Sab Logo Ne Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Majak Udaya Ki, Arey Ye Kya Hasayega Sab Log To Ispe Huste Hai
Santa Ne Tamashe Wale Ko Kaha: “Jara Is Gadhe Ko Side Mein Bhejna”
Tamashe Wale Ne Gadha Bhej Diya, Santa Ne Gadhe Ke Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha
Aur Dekhte Hi Dekhte Gadha Zor Zor Se Hasne Lag Gaya Aur Zameen Pe Lot Pot Ho Gaya
Tamashe Wale Ne Usko $500 De Diye
Agle Din Vohi Tamashe Wala Fir Se Vaha Khada Tha Aur Usne Announcement Ki
“Jo Bhi Mere Gadhe Ko Rula Dega, Usko $1000 Dunga”
Logo Ne Fir Koshish Ki Par Gadha Na Roya, Itne Mein Santa Fir Udhar Se Nikla
Usne Dekha Aur Kaha: “Lo Ye Bhi Koi Baat Hai Main Rula Deta Hun”
Santa Fir Gadhe Ko Side Mein Le Gaya, Gadha Bade Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya
Ro Ro Ke Pagal Ho Gaya, Tamshe Wale Ne Santa Ko $1000 Diye Par Jaisi Hi Vo Jane Laga To Tamasha Wala Bola
“Bhai Main Tujhe $500 Aur Dunga, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Tune Ye Kiya Kaisi?”
Santa: “Yaar Eh To Badi Simple Gall Hai, Kal Mene Iske Kan Mein Kaha Ki Mera Loda Tere Lode Se Bada Hai”
Tamashe Wala Hairan Hua Aur Usne Pucha: “Aaj Kya Kaha Jo Ye Rone Lag Gaya Hai?”
Santa: “Aaj Mene Isko Loda Nikal Ke Dikha Diya“

santa ka beta

Pappu: “Papa 1000 Rupye Do Na”

Santa: “Bhag Yahan Se Nahi Hai”

Pappu: “Madarchod Phir Paida Kyo Kiya Tha”

Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Konsi Teri Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Hai, Wapis Chala
Ja“


Aap Logo Ne Pada Ki Santa Ne Pappu Ko Paisi Dene Se Mana Kar Diya Thha

To Pappu Kuch Din Santa Se Naraj Raha

Par Ek Din Uska Popcorn Khane Ka Dil Kiya To Usne Fir Santa Se Paisi Mangne Ki Sochi

Pappu: “Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai”
Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun
Santa: “Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket Mein Se Nikal Le”
Pappu Ne Haath Dala To Pocket Fati Hui Thi Santa Ka Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.
Pappu Bola: “Daddy Pocket Mein Coin Nahi Hai”
Santa Ne Bola Dusre Wali Pocket Mein Hoga.
Pappu Ne Pocket Me Haath Dala Vo Bhi Fati Hui Thi Fir Se Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.
Pappu Gusse Se Chilaya: “Benchod, Pocket Mai Ek Bhi Rupya Nahi Hai Or Do Do Lund Le Ke Firta Hai.“

Ek Dukhi Aurat

Ek Dukhi Aurat Pados Mein Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gayi
Aurat: “Dr. Saab, Mera Pati Mujh Se Sex Nhi Karta”
Doctor: “Yeh 1 Goli Roz Khilana”
Aurat Ne 1 Goli Pati Ko Di To Rat Ko Pati Ne Sex Kia
Agley Din Usne 2 Goli Di To Pati Ne Khub Josh Se Sex Kia,
Teesre Din Aurat Ne Puri Botel Ki Goliyan Pati Ko Khila Di
Agle Din Doctor Gali Se Nikal Raha Thha To Usne Aurat Ke Bete Se Haal Chaal Pucha
Bete Ne Rote Hue Jawab Diya
Mummy To Kal Mar Gayi,
Chachi Hospital Mein Hain,
Nokrani (Maid) Ne Papa Par Rape Ka Muqadma (Case) Kar Dia Hai
Meri Gaand Abi Bhi Dukh Rhi Hai,
Aur Vo Ghar Mein Hamari Kutti Ke Piche Nange Hoke Daud Rahe Hai

Pehalwan aur Madrasi Hakeem

Pehalwan: -mere Tatte neele Ho gaye hain
Madrasi hakeem: – kaat ke nikalne padenge, zehar fail gaya hai
Pehalwan :- kaat de

(2 Din baad)

Pehalwan:- Mera Lun V nila Ho gaya Hai.
Madrasi Hakeem:- ye bhi katna padega, waha pipe laga doonga
Pehelwan :- kaat de

(2 Din baad)

Pehalwan : Pipe bhi neeli ho gayi hai
Madrasi Hakeem : chinta na kar, bimari ka pata lag gaya, tere langot
ka rang utar raha hai

Kamina Shayar

A Very Kamina Shayar Made It To The Marriage Party Of A Nizam’s Daughter. He Was Behaving Pretty Well When Some People Asked Him To Say A Sher. These People Were Expecting Something Nice From Him,
When He Started…..

* Sher Kahe, Shayari Kahe Ya Gaye Koi Gana
* Sher Kahe, Shayari Kahe Ya Gaye Koi Gana
* Teri Nani Pair Uthaye, Chode Mera Nana !


People Were Shocked To Hear This, Though This Shayar Had A Famous Background Of Telling Some Really Gandu Shayaris.
But This Being A Royal Marriage, People Requested Him To Say Something About The Wedding.
To Humare Shayar Sahab Ne Farmaya…..

* Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki…..
* People – Wah, Wah, Irshaad, Irshaad !!!!
* Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki…
* Kya Haseen Fizzaa Hai Intazam Ki…
* Chudegi Aaj Londi Nizam Ki.

People Were Really Angry To Hear This They Started Abusing And Throwing Stones At Him. On This He Again Started…

* Aye Dharti Ke Chaad Sitaron…..
* Aye Dharti Ke Chaand Sitaron…
* Maa Ke Lodo, Patthar To Na Maro

People Went Out Of Control This Time And Started Beating And Kicking Him. He Begged For Mercy But They Were Not Ready To Listen To Him, Any So He Finally Stated.

* Gardish Main Hai Sitare, Gaand Marlo Hamari….
* Gardish Main Hai Sitare, Gaand Marlo Hamari……
* Jab Bahare-Chaman Main Honge, Maa Chod Denge Tumhari…

Rest Is History But The History Stayed With Him When He Grew Up.
Ab Jaahir Hai Ki Aise Chutiye Ke Prem Me Koi Padega Nahi.

To Yeh Shayar Hyderabaad Se Bombay Pyaar Ka Chakkar Chalane K Liye Aaya. Ek Usne Achchhi Ladki Ko Dekha.
Ladki Ka Dhyaan Kahi Aur Tha To Shaayar Sahaab Ne Wahi Farma Diya…..

* Mudhkar Zara Idhar Bhi Dekh Zaalim
* Ke Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,
* Choot Tere Paas Hai To Kya…..!
* Lund Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai.

Aapko Yakin Nahi Hoga Par Ladki Ko Yah Shayari Pasand Aa Gai Aur Use Shayar Se Pyar Karne Lag Gai.

Things Went Well For Them For Next Few Days, Lekin Woh Ladki Kuch Aage Nahi Badhne Deti Thi. To Ek Suhane Mausam Pe Humare Kamine Shayar Ne Usse Keh Hi Dala…..

* Dil To Diya Hai Tujhe Par Ek Shart Lagayi Hai
* Leni Hai Woh Cheez Jo Tune Tango Me Chhupayee Hai.

Aur Hua Ye Ki Ladki Ek Dam Ruth Gayi Aur Shayar Se Milna Julna Chhod Diya. To Shayar Ki Haalat Bhi Kharab Ho Gayi. Dost Log Bhi Khairiyat Puchhne Chale Aaye.

Aur Unhone Shayar Ka Halchal Pucha Aur Ek Jabardast Shayari Ke Liye Request Kiya….Shayar Phir Shuru Ho Gaya…..

* Bedard Zamana Kya Jaane
* Kya Cheez Judaai Hoti Hai
* Hum Lund Pakad Kar Baithe Hai
* Jabki Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai

Ye Sunkar Dost Log Hil Gaye. Koi Bola Lund Ko Sambhalo. To Koi Kaheta Hai Ki Agar Lund Ko Pakad Kar Baithoge To Mutne Kaise Jaoge?
To Shayar Bolta Hai…..

* Koun Kaheta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutne Ko Aata Hai?
* Koun Kaheta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutne Ko Aata Hai?
* Are Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai

Ye Sun Kar Sab Dost Log Aur Bhi Pareshaan Ho Gaye. Ek Dost Se To Ye Suna Bhi Nahi Gaya.

To Woh Dost Bolta Hai Ki Mai Kaise Bhi Karke Teri Darling Ko Waapis Bulaunga.Tere Paas Waapis Aake Tujh Pe Ek Ehsaan Karne Ki Bhikh Mangooga.

Ab Aap Log To Jaante Ho Ki Yeh Shayar Log Kitne Independant Hote Hai. To Humare Shayar Ko Ye Ehsaan Lene Wali Baat Kuch Pasand Nahi Aayi. To Woh Bola…..

* Ehsaan Kisi Ka Kya Lena, Hum To Muth Pe Guzaara Karte Hai
* Ehsaan Kisi Ka Kya Lena, Hum To Muth Pe Guzaara Karte Hai
* Jab Bhi Yaad Unki Aati Hai, To Hatho Se Gujara Karte Hai

Mahebooba Kabhi Waapis Nahi Aayi. To Uski Yaad Bhula Ne K Liye Wo Shaayar Delhi Chala Gaya. Wahan Jab Qutub Minar Dekha To Bola:

* Qutub Minar Ko Dekhkar, Shayar Ka Dimmag Dauda
* Asmaan Ko Chodne Dharti Ne Nikala Loda

Is Par Police Ki Gaand Mein Khujli Hui To Usse Pakad Liya Gaya Aur Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya. Jab Judge Sahiba Ne Poocha “tumhe Kuch Kehna Hai?” To Woh Bola:

* Aiye Sanam Utha Kalam
* Mujhe Kasam Hai Rabki
* Mujhe Kasam Hai Rabki
* Maa Chod Doonga Sabki…

Uski Iss Harkat K Liye Shayar Ko Maut Ki Saja Di Gai.

Jab Use Dafnaya Gaya To Judge Sahiba Uske Kabar Par Gai.

Tabhi Usko Jordar Susu Lagi Aur Wo Uss Shayar K Kabar Par Baithke Susu Kar Di.

Judge Sahiba K Jane K Baad Is Shayar K Bhoot Ne Ek Arz Farmaya…
* Wo Aaye Humari Kabar Par, Aur Mutt Kar Chale Gay
* Wo Aaye Humari Kabar Par, Aur Mutt Kar Chale Gaye
* Mutne Ka To Bahana Tha, Woh Choot Dikhakar Chale Gaye

Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.

Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.

Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?”Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku”Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gaand Mar Le“

Ganpat rai aur angreej

Poor Bihari villager named GANPAT-RAI (who really needs a job) is being interviewed by Britisher, Colonel Smith

Col.Smith: Haan toh Gaand Fat rahai (Ganpat-Rai)!!

Bihari: Nahi sir, jyada nahi!! (very nervously)

Col. Smith: Kya 'jyada nahi' bolta hai, tumhara application me likha Hua hai Gand fat rahai. (in anger)

Bihari : Theekh hai mai baap, likha hai to fat raha hoga. (innocently surrendered under the accented understanding)

Col. Smith: Tum Daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)?? (general enquiry)

Bihari : Nahi sir, kabhi kabhi!! ](very innocently)

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo, kya 'kabhi kabhi' bolta hai? Tumhara application mein likha hua hai ki tum Daily marata hai.(yet again, enquiry in anger)

Bihari : Theek hai mai bap, likha hai to marta honga. The Bihari was employed on one condition that he will do whatever Col.Smith's family asks him to do.(innocently surrendered under the accented understanding)

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai!!

Ganpatrai : Ji maalik.

Col. Smith: Aaj tum ko 3 kaam karnee kaa haai

Ganpatrai : Hukum Sarkaar

Col. Smith: Tum pehla hamaari beti ko chodenga (drop her off)... baad mein hamaari biwi ko chodenga...aur uske baad mein hum ko chodenga. (delieverables for the day)

Ganpatrai : Maaf karna Sarkaar, aapki biwi aur beti to theek hai,lekin main aap ko nahi choddh sakta. (hmmm, yeh kya karne ko bol raha hai angrej ki aulad )

Col.Smith: Gand fatrahai! Tum ko hum ko chodnaa padhega. (angry)

Ganpatrai : Nahi sarkaar aisa zulum naa kare. (na, mere maalik na )

Col. Smith: Gand fatrahai, agar tum hum ko nahi chod sakta to hum tumko nokri se nikaal denga. (naukri daaav par lag gayee hai ab to !)

Ganpatrai : Theek hai sarkaar ....jo hukum. (finally wilfully surendered)

After a few days There is no one except Col.Smith's wife at home. She is alone in her bedroom.While wearing her bra she is unable to Tie the knot behind. So......

Wife : Gand fatrahai, idhar aaoo?

Ganpatrai : Ji Maalkin.

Wife : Gand fatrahai, hammara peeche se gaand maaro (gaanth maro-tie the bra knot).

Ganpatrai : Yeh kya keh rahi hai Maalkin??

Wife : Gand fatrahai, jaldi se gaand maaro hum ko late hota hai.

Ganpatrai : Nahi Nahi Maalkin. Agar maine aisa kiya to hum ko sarkar kacha kha jayenge.

Wife : Gand fatrahai, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi maari to hum tumko kacha kha jaayengi.

Ganpatrai : Theek hai maalkin. Jo hukum.

Ganpatrai who has been frustrated by these Brits for a long time starts like a bull. Panic striken the wife tries to turn and shouts:

Wife : GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI, GAND FATRAHAI !!!

Ganpatrai :Memsaab...Gaand maarega to Gaand to phatega hi

Chaman bhai...

Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi
koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein
jaata hai….Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area mein rape ho jata hai, aur
jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke
jatey hain… Chaman Bhai pehley to bahut shanti se, style mein, us
sey baat karta hai… kuch is tarah se…

Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi yeh apun ka area hai?
Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai.

Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape karne ki apun ke area mein?
Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat kharab thi.

Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach sach bata kya aur kaisey hua?
Mujrim : Abhi kya na… Idhar naake pe apun paan khaney ke liye
aaya…

Chaman : Phir ?
Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan kharela tha… aur utney mein samney
wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi…

Chaman : Aage bol
Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek chikni khadi hui thi

Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney ishaara kiya aaney ke liye..

Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?
Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam hoyenga usko…. to apun builidng
ke neeche gaya

Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar bulaaya… apun seedi chadte
yehich sochrela tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne
ka”

Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol
Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola…. kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara
kiya apun ko?

Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney ghar ke andar kheech liya

Chaman : (Excited) Phir ?
Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ki “Chaman
Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : Aagey bol
Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad liya

Chaman : Accha… Phir?
Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath pakadtey hi apun phir
socha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Phir kya tha… Usney bola chikney meri pyaas bujha de

Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting Excited) ?
Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna duppata neechey gira diya

Chaman : To phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they
saali ke…lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha “Chaman Bhai ka area
hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?
Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega aur chala jayega….. zyada
boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholney ka….
Aakhir, “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : Toh phir ?
Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya…. sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi
katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha.

Chaman : Haan, woh to hai…. Tu aage bol (Starts to heat up)
Mujrim : Phir kya tha…. apun ne kiss kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi
dabaya…. lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka
area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : Aagey bol ?
Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di

Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil me ekich khayal aa raha
tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : Aagey aagey ?
Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne sab utar di

Chaman : sahi mein?
Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li

Chaman : Accha ?
Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath dal diya

Chaman : oh !!
Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun phir bhi socha “Chaman Bhai
k! a area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman : (Getting frustrated)..
Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi

Chaman : (Half Boiling)
Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi….. phir bhi apun yehi soch raha
tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka”

Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey… aagey bol saley….
Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi bhaaaaiiii…..lekin bhai kasam
se……main yehi soch raha tha “Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda
nahi karne ka”

Chaman: Abey teri to…. Chaman Bhai Gaya Maa Chudaney….. tu aage
bol !
Mujrim : Yehich…… yehich – apun ne bhi yehi socha bhai…..aur
game baja dala.!!!